Friends meeting after years.
1st friend : How are you ?
How are the children? Where are they?
2nd Friend: Eldest son in SBI.
His wife in ICICI.
Second son in HDFC.
His wife in Canara Bank.
Youngest daughter, not married, in Axis Bank.
1st Friend: So all well settled in Bank Jobs?
2nd friend : No, they are all standing in the queue there!
An ultimate one
👤 A husband in a
book store : ”Do You have a book called, ‘Husband–the BOSS of the House’..?”
Sales Girl: “Sir, Comics are on the 1st floor….